CONVERSATION RESIGNATION LETTER.
BY ANNA HEYWARD AND EVAN WILLIAMS
5 minutes ago
By the bowl of stale salt and vinegar chips
Friday Night Drinks
Awkward office party
Ugly office Building.
Please accept this immediate notice of my resignation from this conversation.
I’ve decided that at this point in time — specifically, right after you asked if I “had much on for the weekend” — that it would be best for me to move on and pursue other conversation opportunities.