Everything I say offends someone.
As an equal-opportunity curmudgeon, I feel no sense of shame in my grumpy mutterings because, in the course of a year, each reader will find him- or herself singled out and injuriously slandered by my offhanded remarks. It is the nature of the beast.
And you’re welcome. Continue reading
CONVERSATION RESIGNATION LETTER.
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5 minutes ago
By the bowl of stale salt and vinegar chips
Friday Night Drinks
Awkward office party
Ugly office Building.
Please accept this immediate notice of my resignation from this conversation.
I’ve decided that at this point in time — specifically, right after you asked if I “had much on for the weekend” — that it would be best for me to move on and pursue other conversation opportunities.
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This is the Word. And the Word is Grumpy. It is a Grumpy Word. Amen.